Cum Eating Tips And Tricks

For some guys, the thought of eating their own cream is a huge turn on, but getting the courage to follow through is another matter entirely. Here are my top tips and tricks for successful cum eating.

What’s The Hold Up?

Have a think about all of the barriers preventing you from achieving your cum eating destiny, the approach will differ based on whether you have tasted it previously or not. If it’s the taste that puts you off see my recipe section below to help make it a little more appetising.

Nerves Getting The Better Of You?

If you haven’t even dared to dip your pinky finger in and try it, then maybe its time to do that first. In fact, that is a great place to begin! Next time you have a solo play session (or a phone sex session with me *wink*), try giving it a go. You maybe surprised at how neutral it tastes.

Climax vs Discipline

For a lot of my clients, they lose the desire to follow through on their cum eating promise once orgasm has been achieved. So, the solution – a ruined orgasm! You’ll still blow your load, without that intense release of dopamine! Not to worry though! Mop that load up with your tongue and I’ll let you have a real one!

Texture vs Flavour

So there are two factors that come into play when we decide whether or not we enjoy the taste of something. Texture and flavour. I will let you in on a little secret… The longer you leave it, the more congealed the texture will be. Your best bet is to lap it up as quickly as you can, especially if the texture is bothering you.

Ms Ruby’s Recipes For Cum-eaters

Summer Berry Semen Smoothie
For this recipe you will need:
1 load of semen (try to cum in a glass)
1 cup of frozen mixed berries (whichever you like)
A banana
1.5 cups of milk (any type, plant based or dairy)
3-6 ice cubes
Put all of the ingredients into a high powered blender and blitz for 30-45 seconds.
Serve in a glass, drinking straw is optional.
Ruby’s Coffee ‘Cream’ Lacquer
For this recipe you will need:
1 shot of whiskey
1 load of semen
2-3 tsp of brown sugar
1 freshly brewed espresso shot OR 50 ml of hot strong black coffee
Whipping cream
Add the semen, brown sugar & whisky to a glass, whisk these together until fully combined. Be sure to fully dissolve all the components for a smooth texture.Once combined add the coffee to the mix and stir well. Add to a serving glass and top with a generous serving of whipped cream!
Peñis colada (non-alcoholic)
You will need:
2 cups Coconut milk (the plant milk kind)
1 cup of frozen pineapple
A banana
1 load of semen
Desiccated coconut
And whipping cream


Add the coconut milk, banana, pineapple and cum to the blender and blitz for 30-45 seconds. Grab a fancy glass and pour the mixture into it. Top with whipping cream and desiccated coconut pieces.

If none of these take your fancy remember, you can easily reinvent your favourite drinks and include cum in the list of ingredients!

Cum Eating Crash Course

Too much faff adding cum to recipes? Grab a shot glass, squirt your load inside and knock it back!
That’s all for now guys! Stay tuned as I will be releasing blogs regularly. Leave a comment below if you want me to write about something in particular and I will see what I can do!
Until next time pets